Funny LaplandNº 001
One Was Missing. He Checked.
The box was sealed at the Bureau. It arrived with eleven. Nobody is accusing anybody. Everybody is.
$4,99 (bundle)
Downloadable Valentine's postcards from Finnish Lapland, where the nights are long and the hearts are wrapped in three layers of wool. Print them. Send them. Feel something, briefly.
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The Arctic Postal Service has one department nobody talks about: the Bureau of Unusual Greetings. It operates from Finnish Lapland, in the dark season, under the joint authority of an old drum and a shopping mall Santa.
The Bureau produces downloadable postcards for situations ordinary cards can't handle — when "Merry Christmas" is too little and a phone call is too much. Each one is painted, scribbled, and approved by at least one reindeer before it enters circulation.
You buy the card, the download arrives instantly, and the rest is between you, your printer, and the people on your list.
Approved · Dept. of Weird3 printable Valentine's postcards, issued for the coldest month — artwork on the front, a finished back side with address lines and a corner reserved for the stamp. Instant download: the only love letter here that skips the post office queue.
The box was sealed at the Bureau. It arrived with eleven. Nobody is accusing anybody. Everybody is.
They met in November. They have been unable to leave since. The Bureau calls this romance.
The fox made it himself, out of the only red paper north of the Arctic Circle. He would like it back afterwards.
No envelopes travel anywhere. You buy a card, and the Bureau transmits the files straight to your inbox, faster than any reindeer and ruder than any elf.
Browse the rack above. The Bureau does not judge your choices. The reindeer might.
The buy button takes you to our Etsy shop and its secure till. Files arrive instantly.
Print on any cardstock, fold nothing, sign something. The back is already ruled: address lines, stamp corner, no thinking required.
1 racks are in circulation. New issues appear when the drum feels like it — which, historically, is whenever the calendar hands it an excuse.
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