Funny LaplandNº 001
The Tie Was Provided.
He starts Monday. The badge photo was taken against his will. The tie was not optional; neither, apparently, was Monday.
$4,99 (bundle)
Downloadable new-job postcards from Finnish Lapland, where the commute is by sled and the coffee is stronger than the contract. Print them. Send them. Start Monday.
Sold on Etsy ↗ · pay there, download instantly. No account needed here.
The Arctic Postal Service has one department nobody talks about: the Bureau of Unusual Greetings. It operates from Finnish Lapland, in the dark season, under the joint authority of an old drum and a shopping mall Santa.
The Bureau produces downloadable postcards for situations ordinary cards can't handle — when "Merry Christmas" is too little and a phone call is too much. Each one is painted, scribbled, and approved by at least one reindeer before it enters circulation.
You buy the card, the download arrives instantly, and the rest is between you, your printer, and the people on your list.
Approved · Dept. of Weird3 printable new-job postcards, issued all year round — artwork on the front, a finished back side with address lines and a corner reserved for the stamp. Instant download: the only onboarding here that takes under a minute.
He starts Monday. The badge photo was taken against his will. The tie was not optional; neither, apparently, was Monday.
The inbox is empty and the coffee is hot. Both conditions are temporary. The Bureau wishes him well and has filed the paperwork.
It was handed over in a short ceremony. Nobody knows where the staples are. This is the job.
No envelopes travel anywhere. You buy a card, and the Bureau transmits the files straight to your inbox, faster than any reindeer and ruder than any elf.
Browse the rack above. The Bureau does not judge your choices. The reindeer might.
The buy button takes you to our Etsy shop and its secure till. Files arrive instantly.
Print on any cardstock, fold nothing, sign something. The back is already ruled: address lines, stamp corner, no thinking required.
1 racks are in circulation. New issues appear when the drum feels like it — which, historically, is whenever the calendar hands it an excuse.
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