Funny LaplandNº 001
Merry Christmas. Period.
He has been decorated against his will. The greeting is sincere. The mood is not.
$4,99 (bundle)
Downloadable Christmas postcards, franked above the Arctic Circle where shaman drums and shopping malls share a zip code. Print them. Send them. Watch your relatives re-read them twice.
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The Arctic Postal Service has one department nobody talks about: the Bureau of Unusual Greetings. It operates from Finnish Lapland, in the dark season, under the joint authority of an old drum and a shopping mall Santa.
The Bureau produces downloadable postcards for situations ordinary cards can't handle — when "Merry Christmas" is too little and a phone call is too much. Each one is painted, scribbled, and approved by at least one reindeer before it enters circulation.
You buy the card, the download arrives instantly, and the rest is between you, your printer, and the people on your list.
Approved · Dept. of Weird94 printable postcards, issued for the current Christmas — artwork on the front, a finished back side with address lines and a corner reserved for the stamp. Instant download: the only mail here that skips the sleigh.
He has been decorated against his will. The greeting is sincere. The mood is not.
The harmony is questionable. The enthusiasm is not. They have been practicing since November and it shows.
The reindeer have seen something. The small figure in red is unaware. The greeting stands despite everything.
The ears are structural. The antlers came off mid-shift. He's staying in character until someone brings the stapler.
He emerged from the woods with that grin and the hat. Nobody knows what he wants. He wishes you well anyway.
They watch from every roof. They see when you are sleeping. The birds report directly to them.
They showed up uninvited. They sang all seven verses. The neighbors have not recovered.
Two owls. Two signs. Zero coordination. They showed up for different holidays and neither one is leaving first.
No envelopes travel anywhere. You buy a card, and the Bureau transmits the files straight to your inbox, faster than any reindeer and ruder than any elf.
Browse the rack above. The Bureau does not judge your choices. The reindeer might.
The buy button takes you to our Etsy shop and its secure till. Files arrive instantly.
Print on any cardstock, fold nothing, sign something. The back is already ruled: address lines, stamp corner, no thinking required.
8 racks are in circulation. New issues appear when the drum feels like it — which, historically, is whenever the calendar hands it an excuse.
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